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8oz "I hate Mondays" Flask

8oz "I hate Mondays" Flask

$26.95
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Arrrgh! Monday morning again? Seriously, didn’t we just do this last week? Is it really necessary to have a Monday every week?

Without a plan of action to bring in possibilities and wondrous experiences to the life you live, you’re absolutely right to hate Mondays. You can’t expect to be happy about Monday if you have nothing purposeful to accomplish. Mondays are horrible and there’s nothing you could ever do to change that.

 Have you ever noticed how bad you feel on Mondays? It’s like the more you talk about how horrible you feel the more horrible you feel. Murphy ’s Law right? And what about those terribly perky people around you bouncing around with a smile saying syrupy sweet things like “Good morning” and “Today’s going to be a great day!” I mean who does that? what’s wrong with them right? Can’t they see it’s Monday? Can’t they temper that enthusiasm and excitement just a bit?

This flask is the perfect visual aid in expressing the above thoughts that many people have regarding Mondays. There is a blue turd creature with 3 eyes spewing green fluids from both ends... well because it’s Monday.

Add your personalized message to the back of this great Monday flask.

Arrrgh! Monday morning again? Seriously, didn’t we just do this last week? Is it really necessary to have a Monday every week?

Without a plan of action to bring in possibilities and wondrous experiences to the life you live, you’re absolutely right to hate Mondays. You can’t expect to be happy about Monday if you have nothing purposeful to accomplish. Mondays are horrible and there’s nothing you could ever do to change that.

 Have you ever noticed how bad you feel on Mondays? It’s like the more you talk about how horrible you feel the more horrible you feel. Murphy ’s Law right? And what about those terribly perky people around you bouncing around with a smile saying syrupy sweet things like “Good morning” and “Today’s going to be a great day!” I mean who does that? what’s wrong with them right? Can’t they see it’s Monday? Can’t they temper that enthusiasm and excitement just a bit?

This flask is the perfect visual aid in expressing the above thoughts that many people have regarding Mondays. There is a blue turd creature with 3 eyes spewing green fluids from both ends... well because it’s Monday.

Add your personalized message to the back of this great Monday flask.

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Personalization and Engraving = FREE
We will personalize most of our products absolutely free of charge!  Simply use the forms provided during the ordering process to let us know your personalization instructions and we will customize your products at no additional cost to you.  Sometimes there are restrictions but not often.  :)

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We will ship any order free of charge by standard USPS Priority Mail or USPS Ground service.  These services are absolutely free to you.  Please note the average processing time is 2 business days before your order ships.  Larger personalized orders may take longer.

Flasks.com is known for quick delivery but sometimes a tight deadline needs a little extra push.  Please feel free to reach out if your order needs to arrive within 10 business days.

Service and Fees Table:

Personalization and Engraving = FREE
We will personalize most of our products absolutely free of charge!  Simply use the forms provided during the ordering process to let us know your personalization instructions and we will customize your products at no additional cost to you.  Sometimes there are restrictions but not often.  :)

Priority / First Class Mail Shipping within USA = FREE
We will ship any order free of charge by standard USPS Priority Mail or USPS Ground service.  These services are absolutely free to you.  Please note the average processing time is 2 business days before your order ships.  Larger personalized orders may take longer.

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